Around the back yard clothesline..on T.V. in the mix..A creature featured in curious primal needy fix
Avoids friends he made and family as well..he gets off like a Barn Owl loft on crotch of panty smell
Have you heard of him..or are you one inside..the face you make when you say the name.. whispers applied..
Of your turn on turn offs and the lacking wedding bell..So here the name not the same..in any plan or spell..
He comes through any unlocked gate or over any wall..he will come in darkness and will make no noise at all..
He is registered by name and act its all the same..’The pants are leakin’ always peekin’..iffen griffen panty sniffen creature’ is his name.
He may come in early morn..at night by light of moon..he likes the musky and the dusky fat who sweats at noon..
He will smell anything consuming with a like..the crotch of bikini thongs..the sweaty seat of bike..
He goes into the bathtub and strikes a hidden pose..invites you for a swim then pops fart bubbles with his nose..
He likes a smell he will go back scene of the crime repeat..he will not quit he smells armpits and then goes for your feet..
Anything thats human..be you on your guard..If it smells like female..there he is breathing hard..
His name may be Sylvester or Simon maybe Bob.. this pest looks for the best smell in the west to rob..
Stay clear of this outrageous beast..warn you its not a game..
‘The pants are leakin always peekin..iffen griffen panty sniffen creature is his name’..
For you ladies seeking nights of camp humor ridiculous.. and observance of curious sillies.. 🙂
Thought.. ‘the simplest of human actions.. set to social judgement.. should be done so with humor and left in it’s silliest context’.. Peace Tony